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kidouyuuto:

justsoundwavethings:

kidouyuuto:

whats the different between bird flu and swine flu

if u have bird flu u need tweet-ment and if u have swine flu u need oink-ment

but they’re similar in that both very rarely infect humans and thus did not deserve the pandemic treatment they received.

IF U HAVE BIRD FLU U NEED TWEET-MENT AND IF U HAVE SWINE FLU U NEED OINK-MENT

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

(Source: michaxl)